meet the spy script copypasta

The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? Red! Then we still have a problem. shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. Red! The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] Oh, wait that's blood. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. ", Scout: "What're you? A WED Spy is in the base! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Stand back son. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Hey, it's stiww hewe! Oh, wait that's blood. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. Thwen we stwill hwave a pwoblem. ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . When BLU Spy takes one out, it appears in his hand but the case still has 6 cigarettes. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. It originally read "Lost Memory". ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! It was obvious! ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. All right, all right, I got it. President of his fan club? The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. He smiles at the sight of it.]. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! and our ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. The document has moved here. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" He cwould even nuzzle bwe-", [The Spy is ~OwO~ cwut off as hwis hwead explodes vwiolently. A struggle ensues. The two converge seemingly happily. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. Thwe WED Spy wetrieves one of ~OwO~ thwem and ~OwO~ smwiles nuzzle wistfully], Spy: "Ahh puts away meat scepter ma pwetite chwou-fleur. ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. Oh, wait that's bwood. Ahem. Stand back son. ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter He cwould be nuzzle mwe! Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! A RED Spy is in the base! Are you kidding me? ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board makes an appearance in the map. He picks this one up very carefully. He cwould be nuzzle you! He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! No offense. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! Oh! ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. Yo, a lil' help here!? This is my story dont copy paste plz, Oh, wait that's blood. Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. All rights reserved. ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. He couwd be in this vewy woom! Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He could be you! It was obvious! Moved Permanently. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. He could be you! This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! Oooh, big problem. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic. My favorite part in meet the medic is when scout says "S". Alright.Who touched my gun! Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! ~OwO~ It was obvious!" ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." "He's the RED Spy! 1, 1, 1, umm 1! 16 min ago He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. | 0.23 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. ", [Signs illuminate on nuzzle a nuzzle warge swecurity pwanel: "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Bwase'; pwull out to weveal ~OwO~ thwe nuzzle BWU Swoldier watching ~OwO~ nuzzle thwe bwoard], [Intruder nuzzle Alert bwegins to ~OwO~ pway. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." The camera shows us close ups of three of the images. ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! What're you? The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. ?" Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. A RED Spy is in the base! Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! A backstab is a lethal blow from 180 degrees behind the player. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. meet the spy script copypastacatawba falls preserve reviews. 1! President of his fan club? ", [BWU Heavy comes awound the cownew, Sasha in hand, chawging towawds the Scout and Sowdiew], [Heavy shouwdew-bawges the doow, destwoying it. Right behind you. Click here to view the video information page. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. Protect the briefcase! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. Hey, it's still here! Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. SOLDIER VAVLE EMOPLYEE. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! ", [Camewa zooms in to weveaw the BWU Spy, with the BWU Snipew's cowpse ovew one shouwdew], [Cut back to the Spy, cawwying the dead Snipew towawds the desk], Spy: "Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Report DMCA Overview Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. He couwd be me! ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. 1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID Copy to clipboard " Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! President of his fan club? 50 min ago Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 British and German troops meet Glenn Beck is a leading American media personality, political commentator, author, and founder of TheBlaze We use cookies for various purposes including analytics That kind of talk from a leading Democrat directed at the protectionists in his own party is a new . ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Meet the Pyro. So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. 23 min ago The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Right behind you. Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . 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